
Pop the champagne!
We're now officially engaged!
I’m chewing on my fingernails. My feet are cold as ice. I have a fever. I haven’t eaten since 3pm yesterday. I haven’t slept all night.
Why?
Because I’m telling my parents that I’m getting married today.
After lunch to be exact.WHEREFORE, in view of the foregoing judgment is hereby rendered declaring the marriage between petitioner (insert Inaki's full name) and respondent (insert promiscuous witch's full name) contracted on (insert wedding date) in (place of wedding) as NULL AND VOID AB INITIO on the ground of respondent's psychological incapacity pursuant to Article 36 of the Family Code.
The respondent's acute, incurable and chronic emtional instability, immaturity, irresponsibility, insecurity, selfishness and eccentricity prior to and during the marriage render her unfit to assume and perform the normal duties and essential obligations and responsibilities of a married woman by reason and her psychological incapacity.
Initial Canvass of Garments | Qty | Randylene’s Barong Center (Tutuban Center) | JB’s Bridal Boutique & Souvenir Shop (Yangco Market) | Melda (Tutuban Center) |
Wedding Gown | 1 | 6,500 (organza?) | 4,500 (organza?) | 4,500 (organza) |
Groom’s Barong (Piña Jusi) | 1 | 1,500 | 800 | 1,500 |
Mother’s Gown | 2 | 1,500 | 1,000 | 1,200 |
Father’s Barong+Brother’s | 3 | 1,500 | 800 | 1,500 |
Maid of Honor | 1 | 1,500 | 700 | 1,000 |
Bridesmaid’s Dress | 3 | 1,500 | 700 | 1,000 |
Best Man | 1 | 500 | 300 | 350 |
Groomsmen’s Barong (Organza) | 3 | 500 | 300 | 350 |
"Hi Inaki, I've been assured by my insider contacts that the decision in our case is favorable. Please prepare [details deleted].... The rest of my fees will be due after we finish with the NSO."